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My Most Frequently Asked Questions at Parties (since 2002) Posted: 01 Feb 2010 06:25 PM PST I started blogging in 2002. Since that time the question I’m most frequently asked by strangers at parties who hear what I do has changed 3 times.
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I Fight Authority and Authority Always Wins. (And What IS Online Authority Anyway?) Posted: 01 Feb 2010 06:40 AM PST guest post by Kelly Diels I have a problem with authority. Step inside my echo chamber. I’m a blogger, and apparently now a ProBlogger (just quit my job and I’m making money!) so I’m keenly interested in bloggers who blog about blogging. Especially bloggers who blog about blogging for money. ‘Cuz, like, I like to eat. And I figure that reading and digesting and applying the bloggingforcash lessons of those who have climbed this hill a little longer, for a little more money, is a good idea. And up high on the meta-blogging mountain they yodel: get thee some authority-y-y-y. Yet every time I read that I need to get authority, I recoil, I cringe, I raise my feminine fist to the heavens and wail and curse and gnash my teeth. My neighbours don’t love this. I’ll probably hear from the authorities, soon. What’s my problem with authority? In really precise and technical terms, it icks me out. First, in real life, my aversion to authority is a philosophical, political, feminist, and don’t-wanna-be-bored thing. I don’t want to do what I’m told because a lot of what we’re told to do by institutions, experts, parents, teachers, bosses, friends and lovers is just patently bad for us as human, feeling, thinking, interesting people. Second, when it comes to blogging authority, I don’t understand what we’re talking about:
Online Authority. What Am I Talking About? I Have No Idea.Let’s start at the beginning. Here’s what I’m talking about:
Authority. The Common Ground (I think). It Is Male Territory (I think).What do these guys have in common?
I’ve got a theory about why I don’t know what they’re talking about and it all starts with liberal arts. I’m slandering Socrates right now. I went to University for a long time and during that time the title of nearly every book and academic paper started with “Beyond ________.” Beyond Pluralism. Beyond Democracy. Beyond Feminism. Beyond Macrophysical Marathoning and Towards Paper Mâché. I just made that up. My point: all of the writers arguing beyond a concept were reacting to a history or an asserted wisdom that constitutes the canon. They were suggesting that there was more to their field than the regular, accepted arguments and outlines. They were saying, yes, that’s true, but there is so much more to this story. I have a suspicion that the reason I’m not grasping ‘authority’ is because that’s what these bloggers and social media thinkers are doing, here, too, with online authority. They’re saying things like “it is not enough to…”, “the goal is not…”, and “isn’t purely about profit or traffic” – all of which makes me suspect there is a discussion or core knowledge animating these beyond-ish arguments. So I’m convinced that they all know something I don’t – which is easy, because I know nothing. And I know it. Thanks, liberal arts. (For this I paid an average of $17,000 a year for six years. Ah, higher education.) And because I think there is a core idea underneath these discussions, I keep asking this question: when we’re talking about online authority, what are we talking about? Is authority
Questioning Authority and The Tautology Thereof.So I asked, directly. I went to the Misters and the Masters (because sometimes – a lot of times – they are the same and I know this from real life and Women’s Studies, thanks liberal arts) and asked them by e-mail, What is authority and why do we need it? Yes, I questioned authority by going to the authorities on authority for advice about authority. Ahem and a’men. All men. Again.
Honestly, I’m Still Not Getting It. WTbadword is Authority?These are some smart answers from some very smart people – but I’m still not getting it. So I posed the question to my friends, family, lovers and stalkers who then proceeded to break Twitter and blow up my blog comments. Neat fact: the people who answering my question “what is authority and why do we need it?” are not all men (nor are most of them named “Chris”). Holy revolution.
Authority and Women. That’s a No Go, Boys.Rich, gorgeous stuff, yes? And a bit thematic and consistent. Did you notice a point that kept emerging from the women weighing in on authority? Authority might be a bit off-putting to women: it feels pretty linear, competitive, male, and exclusive. And – again with the precise language – kind of icky. (Bloggers and internet marketers, take note. There is an ISSUE here. More than one woman talked about how authority doesn’t resonate with them, or how it signals all the wrong things. It might be as simple as speaking a different language or it might be more.) No wonder I can’t get my head around what authority means. We all mean different things by it, and it resonates and triggers wildly different associations in each of us:
I don’t really know what to do with that. How does one systematically go about attempting to manufacture influence and manipulate perceptions? (Actually, I think this is called “branding”). Still: fertile ground. Wherein It Turns Out Online Authority is Way Simpler and Less Sexy and Sexist Than I Thought.Buried in all of this yummy, complicated, thinky hummus were two great potatoes:
Oh well, okay then. Now we’re talking. Now we’re sheering off all the emotion, politics, genitals and gendered intersections and just talking about results. Search engine results. I think we just figured out the old school (really old school – as in Platonic) online authority that everyone is obliquely telling us to get beyond. Authority is the Goddess Google via John Mellencamp. Worship Accordingly.So at its most basic, Platonic level, online authority is search engine results. And contained in this most minimal of definitions is an action plan. Here’s how you get online authority:
I must confess that my inner feminist, idealist and fist-shaker just died a little for the 47 millionth time since I started this essay approximately six hundred years ago. Fortunately, all of my alter egos are resilient. And persistent. So is John Mellencamp, from whom I unabashedly stole the title of this piece. His 80s old school words of wisdom, in song:
And Authority is Google and I’m pretty sure she’s a woman. To woo her, you’ll need backlinks. To keep her (and her friends, the ones she very kindly sends your way), you’ll need plain ol’ likeability, credibility, and respectability. You know, exactly what everyone was telling me but I just had to keep questioning. Curse you, liberal arts. _____________________ Kelly Diels writes for ProBlogger every week. She's also a wildly hireable freelance writer and the creator of Cleavage, a blog about three things we all want more of: sex, money and meaning. Post from: Blog Tips at ProBlogger. I Fight Authority and Authority Always Wins. (And What IS Online Authority Anyway?) |
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